在某个遥远的二手次元
二十年前维帝纳尼让古老的公会 Twenty years back, Vetinari brought the ancient guilds
前期回顾
重见天日 并将其合法化 out of the shadows and legalised them.
你想偷窃 那就加入窃贼公会 You want to steal, join the Thieves' Guild.
想让某人死 那就去刺客公会 Need somebody killed, go to the Assassins' Guild.
警卫队已经很多年没打击过真正的犯罪了 The Watch hasn't fought real crime for years.
逮捕我 Arrest me.
我们需要有个计划 We need a plan.
你是个恐怖分子 You're a terrorist.
我也这么认为 I suppose I am.
卡瑟 Carcer?
二十年前 他死了没有 Twenty years ago, did he die?
很遗憾 没有 Sadly not.
可我看见他摔下去了 But I watched him fall.
我现在找了个新帮派 I'm with a new gang now.
匿名合伙人 Silent partners.
只要求我们焚毁这个世界 They just ask that we burn it down.
这里现在是犯罪现场了 警监 This is now a crime scene, Captain.
我们不知道它是什么 We don't know what it is.
在卡瑟之前找到它 Find it before Carcer does.
兰金女士也想帮忙 Lady Ramkin wants to help.
我就想查查她的记录 I thought I'd check her records.
我觉得你该看看这个 I think you should read this.
你遭遇过什么 What happened to you?
小姐 Miss...
你在躲什么 What are you running from?
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你准备好了吗 Are you ready?
你不是想监视警卫队吗 You wanted to watch the Watch.
调制了一个监视法术 Mixed a surveillance spell.
我准备好了 I'm ready.
我的问题你一个都没回答呢 You haven't answered any of my questions.
你的那些匿名合伙人 These silent partners of yours?
和我说说这个法术吧 Tell me about the spell.
威姆斯看到和听到什么 你也会看到和听到 You'll see and hear whatever Vimes sees and hears.
他能发现我在监视他吗 Will he know I'm watching him?
我们通过一段共同的记忆把你们俩的意识连接起来 We connect your minds through a shared memory.
选一段有意义的记忆吧 Choose one that's meaningful.
刻骨铭心的 Strong.
有最合适不过的记忆 Got just the thing.
♪ 他们如何站起来 ♪ ♪ How do they rise ♪
♪ 这些天使 他们如何站起来 ♪ ♪ All of the angels, how do they rise ♪
你唱什么呢 What were you singing?
你在那站了多久了 How long have you been standing there?
我没法让它平静下来 I can't settle my boy.
绮莉想学习关于龙的知识 Cheery wants to learn about dragons.
-这家伙可以借给他 -可不能把它放这里 - He can borrow this one. - I can't have that in here.
它每天要吃十六斤的死蛇和死老鼠 He'll need 18 pounds of dead snakes and mice a day
否则它就会把你连同这地方都烧成灰 or he'll torch this entire place with you in it.
合法刺杀单据
我的报告 My report.
二十年前 写这份报告的警官 Twenty years ago, the officer who wrote this report
长时间值班后正要回家 was coming home after a long watch.
一个十来岁的小姑娘跑到他面前 A teenage girl ran straight up to him.
她的父母刚刚被杀害 Both her parents had just been murdered.
他应该对这种事很专业才对 He should have been the one person to make sense of it all.
没事的 小姐 It's all right, Miss.
根本不是谋杀 It's not a murder at all.
但他在尸体上发现了 But he found a receipt
合法刺杀单据
刺客公会的单据 from the Assassin's Guild on their bodies.
并平静地告诉她 And calmly informed her
这是... that it was all...
-完全合法的... -合法的 - a perfectly legal... - Legal
-刺杀 -刺杀 - inhumation. - inhumation.
他对此无能为力 And there was nothing he could do.
听我说 刺客不留活口 Listen to me. Assassins don't leave witnesses.
你什么都没看见 重复说一遍 You didn't see anything. Say it.
我什么都没看见 I didn't see anything.
我理解你为什么不愿意加入 I get why you don't want to join.
不 Oh, no.
我会加入你们的 魏姆斯 I will join you, Vimes.
但我绝不会戴警徽 But I'm never wearing the badge.
"我将盖文的力量托付于你 "I entrust Gawain's power to you.
把他交给瓦崔克 一切都将安好" "Place him in Veltrick's hand and all will be well."
你认为盖文就是 You think Gawain could be
卡瑟控制龙所需的东西吗 what Carcer needs to control the dragon?
或者是我们杀死龙所需的东西 Or what we need to kill it.
这个盖文是什么啊 What is this Gawain?
不管是什么 它极有可能 Whatever it is, it's most likely in the hands
在刺客公会陈列厅里的 of the statue of King Veltrick,
瓦崔克国王雕像的手里 down in the Assassins' Guild gallery.
那上面写的是"臀公会"吗[刺公会] Does that say "ass guild"?
臀工会
我想简写节省时间 I was trying to save time.
这是很久以前的蓝图 不过我觉得陈列厅在地下室 Now these are old, but I think the gallery is in the basement.
而你想出了计划帮我们平安进出 And you worked out a plan to get us in and out of there.
我想了一晚上 警监 Working on it through the night, Captain.
能让我们进入公会 下到陈列厅里 Get us into the guild, down to the gallery
然后在他们没搞清状况前就出来 and out before they know what hit them.
很好 怎么做 Good. How?
税务检查 With tax inspection.
法律赋予了我们随时检查他们账本的权力 The law gives us the right to inspect their books at any time.
好男孩 注意礼貌 Goodboy, manners.
不是吧 我以为我把它们都弄死了 Oh, Oh, no. I thought I'd done them all in.
"臀公会"的入口没有防卫吗 Is the entrance to the "ass guild" unprotected?
没错 因为进去就等于自杀 Yes. Because going in there would be suicide.
除非你是他们中的一员 Not if you're one of them.
戴上它 再披上得体时髦的披风 我就能进去 Wearing that and an appropriately stylish cloak, I can go in,
下到地下室 找到陈列厅 go down to the basement, find the gallery,
偷走那东西 然后大摇大摆走出来 steal the artefact and walk straight out.
这东西你哪弄来的 How did you get that?
兰金女士 我们不知道盖文的身形尺码 Lady Ramkin, we don't know the shape or size Gawain is.
就算你神不知鬼不觉地 Even if you did get into the basement
进入了地下室 without attracting attention...
如果你被抓 维帝纳尼勋爵会撇清一切关系 If you get caught, Lord Vetinari will deny all knowledge.
他们不从正门出去 They don't go out through the front.
地下室有一扇门 They have a door in the basement
直通隔壁的建筑 that links their building to the one next to it.
那扇只能从刺客公会那边打开 It can only be opened from their side,
所以肯定会有守卫 so it's bound to be guarded.
只要能避开这里的守卫 Avoid the guard here...
你就能出去了 and you can walk out.
那就是我的出口 That's my exit.
公会里全是训练有素的刺客 The Guild's full of trained assassins.
他们还受过训练 在丧钟响起时 They've also been trained to gather around the inhumation bell
要去集合 when it tolls at dusk.
我就趁那个时候进去 That's when I go in.
等公会会长分发当日悬赏名单的时候 When the head of the Guild hands out the day's contracts.
除了中庭 别的地方都会空无一人 Everywhere but the main atrium will be virtually empty.
你真觉得该由你来做吗 You really think you should be doing this?
看来你们都看过那份报告了 I gather you've all read that report.
那条蛇还活着呢 绮莉 而且会咬人 That snake is still alive, Cheery, and it bites.
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin.
兰金女士 我没告诉他们 Lady Ramkin, I didn't tell them.
兰金女士 Hey, Lady Ramkin.
别那么晃它 只会让它更生气 Don't shake it like that. You're just making it angrier.
你在陈列厅里待的时间越久 The longer you spend searching the gallery,
就越有可能遭遇什么意外 the more likely something will happen to you.
我只是觉得咱们大家一起 风险会更低 I'm just saying that with all of us, risk's lower.
我们是专业人士 We're professionals.
大部分时候是 Well, most of the time.
下去把门打开让我们进去 好吗 Just get yourself down the door and let us in, all right?
-我们只用一半时间就能找到盖文 -好吧 - We'll find Gawain in half the time. - All right.
听好了 Understand this.
我要骑马就会狠狠骑 When I ride, I ride hard.
给你的小马们装好马鞍 So saddle up your ponies,
要么使劲策马 要么就待在马厩里 keep kicking or stay in the stables.
我根本不懂她在说啥 I don't understand what that meant.
有谁听懂了吗 Did anybody understand any of that?
看来我们得进入隔壁的建筑 So we need to get into the building next door.
那些人肯定脑子不好使 Who'd be stupid enough to base themselves
居然把据点设在刺客公会隔壁 next door to the Assassins' Guild.
安科莫波克城 音乐家公会
我觉得你涂口红肯定好看 I think you'd suit lipstick.
我没想到当卧底的意思是 I didn't realise that going undercover
我们还得试演 meant we'd have to audition.
早知道该先喝一杯的 Should have had a drink.
我们直接去地下室不行吗 Why don't we just walk down to the basement?
想没有贵宾通行证就进入后台吗 Try and get backstage without a VIP pass?
记住我们教你的三个和弦就行 没问题的 Just remember the three chords we showed you and you'll be fine.
真不敢相信他们居然没听过这首歌 I can't believe they've never heard this song before.
谁说不是呢 I know.
臭傻逼 Wankers.
你们根本没准备好那什么 You guys aren't ready for your alt-jazz
吸血鬼摇滚爵士混合音乐 vampire-rock fusion bullshit.
听好了 All right, listen.
就一首歌 能改变一切 One song can change everything.
能让闻者流泪 甚至拯救世界 Make people cry the same tears, even save the world.
咱们好好整 So let's get this right.
不然我们会被赶出去 Otherwise we'll get kicked out the building,
兰金女士会死 而安科莫波克城会毁于一旦 Lady Ramkin will die and Ankh-Morpork will burn.
明白吗 Okay?
咱们上吧 Let's shred this.
我什么都没看见 I didn't see anything.
刺客公会 无酬不杀
很高兴能来到这里 All right. Yeah. So it's wonderful to be here.
感谢给我们机会 Thanks for having us.
我们是... We're the...
我们叫...那个啥 We're... We're called... The what?
我们叫那个啥乐队 We're called The What.
现在给大家演唱一首经典矮人歌曲 And we're gonna play for you an old Dwarfish classic now,
你们可能有听过 that you might be a little familiar with.
没错 就是《黄金》 That's right. It's time for Gold.
《黄金》 Gold.
和我们练过的一样 Like we practised, yeah?
黄金
你的魔法太神奇了 This magic of yours is amazing.
他找到那东西了吗 He's found the artefact?
没有 他组了一支乐队 No, he started a band.
♪ 我们在挖黄金 ♪ ♪ We're digging for gold ♪
♪ 在挖宝贵黄金 ♪ ♪ Digging for precious gold ♪
♪ 我们赠你黄金 我们赠你黄金 ♪ ♪ Give you that gold, we'll give you that gold ♪
♪ 我们赠你纯金 ♪ ♪ We'll give you that solid gold ♪
♪ 我们在挖黄金 ♪ ♪ We're digging for gold ♪
♪ 我们要挖黄金 ♪ ♪ We'll dig down for gold ♪
♪ 在挖宝贵黄金 ♪ ♪ Digging for precious gold ♪
-面具不错 -谢谢 你的也很帅 - Nice mask. - Thanks. I like yours too.
-是吗 -爱死了 - You do? - Bloody love it.
式样很引人注目不是吗 The pattern's very striking, isn't it?
不太像刺客公会 更像是时髦公会 Not so much Assassins' Guild, but Sassy Guild.
我不确定 妹子 我在想也许有点过了 I don't know, girl. I was thinking maybe it's a little too much.
-你够了 -你才是够了 - Shut up. - You shut up.
无酬不杀 甜心 Nil mortifi sine lucre, sugar.
无酬不杀 宝贝 Nil mortifi sine lucre, babe.
你那个看起来像旧面具 It looks like an old mask.
地下室
爱丽丝 Alice.
查查那人是谁 Find out who that is.
"全区通行" 兄弟们 "Access all areas", dudes.
我们现在是音乐家公会的正式成员了 We're now official members of the Musicians' Guild.
好 我们去地下室吧 Right. Let's get down to the basement.
跟兰金女士汇合 Meet Lady Ramkin
-去找盖文 -去找盖文 - and find Gawain. - ...find Gawain.
你天生就该当巫师 Should have been doing magic your whole life.
密码 Password.
你说什么 小姑娘 Did you say something, little girl?
密码 大姑娘 Password, big girl.
我们这里不需要密码 We have no need for them here.
你的声音很奇怪 Your voice is weird.
很多人都说我的声音动听 My voice gets a lot of compliments.
你不是我们中的一员 对吧 You're not really one of us, are you?
以前没见过你 Haven't seen you here before.
我以前也没见过你 I haven't seen you here before.
你还是回去耍杂耍吧 Why don't you go back to turning cart wheels
正事留给我们大姑娘 while us big girls do all the work?
我躲在洗衣滑槽和橱柜里 I hide in laundry chutes and cupboards
监视住在酒店套房的有钱人 and watch rich people in their hotel suites.
我监视他们吃饭 监视他们睡觉 I watch them eat. I watch them sleep.
然后爬出来 勒死他们 And I climb out and I strangle them.
我记得我像你这么大的时候 I remember what it's like to be your age.
会看到一些不应该看到的事 And sometimes you see things you shouldn't see.
坏事 Bad things.
你开始认为这些事很正常 但它们不正常 And you start to think they're normal, but they're not.
然后等你长大了 你就会明白... And then when you grow up, you will realise that...
我是在对牛弹琴 对吧 I'm wasting my time here, aren't I?
卡拉OK歌单 《疑神疑鬼》 《刺痛汤》 《袋中眼球》 《噎死》
门就在这边 The door's through here.
刺客公会为什么会有一道 Why exactly would the Assassins' Guild
通往音乐家公会的门呢 have a door into the Musicians' Guild?
也许和这些东西有联系 Maybe it's something to do with all this.
丧钟随时可能敲响 The inhumation bell will start any second.
我计算过 钟声一停 I've calculated that when the bell stops,
我们有二十分钟的时间窗口拿东西走人 we've got a 20 minute window to get in and out.
我们要打开的是门 不是窗 It sounds more like a door crack than a window.
我什么都没看见 I didn't see anything.
二十分钟 警监 Twenty minutes, Captain.
不对劲 Something's wrong.
无酬不杀 Nil mortifi sine lucre.
爱丽丝呢 Where's Alice?
不见人吗 No?
大箱子公司的行政官巴顿·华莱士 Barton Wallace, administrator of the Grand Trunk Company.
客户说他今晚会一个人在办公室 Client says he'll be alone in his office tonight.
但是这么高的赏金 But for this kind of money,
我想可以肯定情况没那么简单 I think we can safely say that won't be the case.
给我笑 Laugh.
你是新来的 对吗 You're new, aren't you?
-叫什么 -斯蒂芬 - Name? - Steph.
-公会代号 -坏斯蒂芬 - Guild name? - Bad Steph.
坏斯蒂芬 Bad Steph.
你只是在本名前面加了个"坏"字 You just took your name and bolted the word "Bad" onto it.
我们得过去 We've gotta get through.
这门是魔法金属做的 The door is solid stygium.
警卫队可能无法通过 The Watch might not be able to get through,
但是在这里 我们不光是警卫队 but in here, we're not just the Watch.
我们还是卧底 We're undercover
那个啥乐队 As The What?
-怎么了 -这感觉真好 - What? - That felt good.
有时候你就是得伸出手指比划一下 Sometimes you just gotta get that finger and stick it to the man.
比划什么 What man?
哪根手指 What finger?
还有十五分钟 警监 Fifteen minutes, Captain.
我们得尽快找到盖文 We have to find Gawain fast.
要先找到兰金女士 Lady Ramkin first.
她可能在任何地方 She could be anywhere.
我来找她 她的香水原料包括阿魏 I'll find her. Her perfume is infused with asafoetida.
还有桧柏 And juniper.
我猜的 I think.
交给你了 安谷娃 Over to you, Angua.
不用你说 You don't have to confirm that.
我从你的鞋子就能看出你是个刺客 I can see the sort of assassin that you are by your shoes.
你从哪弄来的 Where did you get them?
不 不用回答我 No, don't actually answer.
别告诉我 Don't tell me...
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你会扣下扳机吗 Are you gonna pull that trigger?
抱歉 你会吗 Sorry, are you?
我还没想好 I hadn't decided.
-又来了 -你是... - Typical. - Are you...
我今天拒绝给人签名 I'm not signing autographs today.
你是来带走他的灵魂的吗 Have you come to collect his soul?
我一般不这么做 I don't usually do this,
但是你马上要扣动扳机了 but you were about to pull the trigger,
-然后你又 -犹豫不决 - and then you... - Weren't sure.
我知道复仇是一件很复杂的事 I know that revenge is a complicated business,
但是我今天日程很紧 but I'm on something of a tight schedule today.
我不想去了别的地方 I don't want to go somewhere else.
然后还得赶回来 And then have to race back here.
你带走了我母亲的灵魂吗 Did you collect my mother's soul?
还有我父亲的 My father's?
-我不想催你 -是不是 - I don't want to rush you. - Did you?
-拜托你拿定主意 -回答我 - If you could just make a decision... - Answer me.
为什么从来没有人为我考虑 我重要吗 Why doesn't anyone ever think of me? Do I matter?
我来回答 我重要 我十分重要 I'll answer that. I do matter. I matter a lot.
拜托 请回答我 Please... Please answer me.
我是多元宇宙中仅有的两个确定性之一 I am one of the only two certainties in the multiverse.
他们见到你的时候 说了什么 What did they say when they saw you?
他们害怕吗 Were they afraid?
我们要在这儿耗上一整天了 对吧 Oh, we're gonna be here all day, aren't we?
那个混蛋永远不会被这个世界上 That bastard is never going to face
任何形式的正义所制裁 any kind of justice in this world.
下个世界也一样 Or the next.
-另一个确定性是什么 -税务 - What's the other certainty? - Taxes.
换个好点的名字 劈砍侠 Get a better name. The Slash.
给坏斯蒂芬好好上一课 好吗 Show Bad Steph here how it's done, will you?
现在来看看 还有谁即将度过人生最可怕的... Now let's see who else is about to have the worst...
也是人生最后的一天 I mean, last day of their lives.
给我笑 Laugh.
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我来给你好好上一课 克鲁塞斯博士 Now I'll show you how it's done, Dr Cruces.
那样跟坏斯蒂芬说话 Talking to Bad Steph like that.
我们早就受够你把我们当小毛孩看待 We've had enough of you treating us like children.
我也不想再自言自语了 And I've had enough of talking to myself.
你怎么没和你的朋友们在一起 Why aren't you with your friends?
你是谁 Who're you?
你简直... You're just so...
像个会计 accountant-y.
我名下有210起刺杀 I've got 210 inhumations to my name
连续22年6个月零4天无失手 across a 22 year, six month and four day kill streak.
你觉得这听起来像会计吗 Does that sound remotely accountant-y to you?
是的 Yes.
-你叫什么 -穿刺公爵 - What's your name? - The Duke of Stab.
你的真名 Your real name.
刺客与客户之间的匿名权是神圣不可... The anonymity between assassin and client has been enshrined...
伊尼戈·剪嘴鸥 Inigo Skimmer.
兰金府邸 Ramkin Mansion.
二十年前 Twenty summers ago.
你甚至都不记得 对吗 You don't even remember. Do you?
记得什么 Remember what?
有人在非法工作啊 Someone's been working off the books?
死神和税务 Death and taxes.
现在我们来宣布其他事务 Now we come to any other business.
首先 我想祝贺财务部凯伦 Firstly, I'd like to congratulate Karen from Finance
她立下了本月连杀记录 for her record kill streak this month.
掌声祝贺财务部凯伦 Let's hear it for Karen from Finance.
干得好 Well done.
谁知道被纸划伤也能致命 Who knew paper cuts could be so lethal.
接下来 性爱派对本 Now, Sex Party Ben.
我注意到了 It's come to my attention
你最近在狂欢会上刺杀了安娜·经理 that your recent inhumation of a Anna Manager at that orgy
其实严重违反了我们的准则 was in fact, a serious breach of our code.
她是洗衣工公会的成员 She was a member of the Launderers' Guild.
一个小疏忽 A small oversight.
但众所周知 一个公会的成员 But we all know it's illegal
袭击另一个公会的成员是违法的 for one guild member to attack another.
你丧失了你的匿名权 You have forfeited your right to anonymity.
以及 你的生命权 Also, your right to life.
我们会替你把日期刻上的 We'll pop today's date on it for you.
财务部凯伦 你这冷血的贱人 Karen from Finance, you cold bitch.
兰金女士 Lady Ramkin.
你以为你在干什么 What do you think you're doing?
我们是要去找... We're supposed to be finding...
这个人刺杀了我的父母 This man inhumed my parents.
我亲眼目睹了 威姆斯 I was there, Vimes.
我从没留下过活口 I have never left a witness.
你就是那么弄到面具的 That's how you got the mask.
我要你逮捕他 I want you to arrest him.
那不可能 That can't happen.
他有一个地址 He has an address
还有满满一包现金 and a bag filled with cold, hard cash
都是旧货币 in old currency.
他在非法工作 He's working off the books.
所有收入都必须申报 All income must be declared.
卡罗卜说警卫队有税务检查的权力 Carrot said the watch has tax inspection powers.
你们是警卫队 You're the Watch?
看起来像一支蹩脚乐队 You look like a really shit band.
我们在卧底行动 We're undercover.
而且根据《刑事财政法》 And tax evasion is an arrestable offence
逃税无需拘捕令即可逮捕 under the Criminal Finances Act.
最低刑期三年 没收所有牲畜 Minimum sentence, three years, confiscation of livestock.
我没有牲畜 I don't have livestock.
只是说如果有的话 Yeah, but if you did.
还有九分钟 警监 Nine minutes, Captain.
我们谁也不逮捕 We're not arresting anybody.
但你要帮忙找我们正在找的东西 But you're gonna help us find what we're looking for.
-他们在哪 -一个陈列厅 - Where are they? - A gallery.
还有多久 绮莉 How long, Cheery?
七分钟 长官 Seven minutes, Sir.
快一点 行吗 Hurry up, would you?
这就是你们要找的 This is what you're looking for?
瓦崔克一世国王 King Veltrick I,
是他成立了最早的警卫队 如果我没记错的话 founder of the very first Watch if I'm not mistaken.
你不知道吗 You didn't know that?
显然他认为雇佣真正的警察会对我们有益 Apparently he thought we'd benefit from having real police.
保佑他 Bless him.
第一枚警徽是他打造的 He was inhumed four days after
四天后他就被刺杀了 he'd forged the first badge.
他手里什么都没拿 His hands. They're empty.
不在这里 It's not here.
-他手里本来拿的是什么 -盖文 - What was he holding? - Gawain.
一把剑 A sword.
盖文是一把剑 Gawain is a sword.
卡瑟抢先拿走了 And Carcer beat us to it.
-那把剑很多年前就被偷了 -谁偷的 - The sword was stolen years ago. - By who?
这是干什么 审问吗 What is this? An interview?
-回答问题 -问题 我是嫌疑人吗 - Answer the question. - Question? Am I a suspect?
真可爱 你们觉得自己很专业 是不是 So sweet. You think you're very professional, don't you?
我觉得我还是逮捕你好了 You know, I think I am going to arrest you.
逮捕我 Arrest me?
逮捕我 Arrest me.
你谁也逮捕不了 You can't arrest anybody.
这家伙叫什么 What's this guy's name?
伊尼戈·剪嘴鸥 Inigo Skimmer.
伊尼戈·剪嘴鸥 Inigo Skimmer,
我以涉嫌逃税逮捕你 I'm arresting you on suspicion of tax evasion
根据... under the, uh...
你真的谁也逮捕不了 You really can't arrest anybody.
《刑事财政法》 长官 The Criminal Finances Act, Sir.
《刑事财政法》 Criminal Finances Act.
你跟我们走 You're coming with us.
来啊 逮捕我 Come on, arrest me!
你还在等什么 What are you waiting for?
逮捕我 Arrest me.
那听起来像是卡瑟 That sounded like Carcer.
你的太阳穴在发光 长官 Your temples are glowing, Sir.
怎么回事 旺斯 What's happening, Wonse?
那就是卡瑟 That is Carcer.
他肯定也在想你用的那段记忆 He must be drawing on the same memory you're using...
某种魔法窃听手段 Some kind of magical wiretap.
他能看到我内心的想法吗 Can he see back into my mind?
他在通过我的记忆监视我们 He's watching though my memory.
你能反向监视他吗 警监 Can you watch him back, Captain?
我能反向看到他心中的想法 I can see back into his mind.
警监 你能找到他吗 Captain, can you find him?
停下 Cut it off.
我爱你 I love you.
你能找到他吗 Can you find him?
停下 Cut it off.
快停下 Cut it off.
你看到他在哪里了吗 警监 You see where he is, Captain?
不 没有 他断开了 No, no, no. He's gone.
我只看到... I just saw, uh...
我不清楚我看到了什么 I don't know what I saw.
警监 Captain.
时间到了 Time's up.
你们都要死了 You're all going to die.
你居然被音乐家袭击了吗 You were attacked by musicians?
真是难以置信 This is unbelievable.
后无退路 前无出路 No way back. No way out the front.
你们从那边过来的吗 You came in through there?
那是克鲁塞斯博士的私人房间 That's Dr Cruces' private room.
♪ 你让我疑神疑鬼 ♪ ♪ You make me paranoid ♪
♪ 疑神疑鬼 ♪ ♪ Paranoid ♪
你一定知道别的出路 You must know another way out.
我... I...
他可能看到什么 What could he have seen?
我不知道 I don't know.
想法 记忆 冲动 也许还有感情 Thoughts, memories, impulses, feelings maybe.
你不想让他看到什么 What don't you want him to see?
这不重要 Doesn't matter.
他绝不可能活着离开那里 He never would have made it out of there alive.
-嗯 -干得好 旺斯 - Yeah. - Well done, Wonse.
现在我们知道要找什么了 We know what we need to find now.
对 那把剑 Yes. The sword.
肯定是内部人员偷的 对吧 Must have been stolen by one of their own, right?
刺客有严格的纪律准则 Assassins have a strict disciplinary code.
我知道在哪里能找到那个小偷 I know where we'll find the thief.
只有剪嘴鸥行踪不明 Skimmer is the only one not accounted for.
是那个声音很怪的女人干的 It's the woman with the weird voice.
我确定 I know it.
斯科恩大道
那个像会计的混蛋 Accountant-y little shit.
我们走 Let's go.
本·巴克斯特 因杀害另一个公会的成员而被刺杀 宇历1960-1985年
这是刺客埋葬同胞的地方 This is where the assassins bury their dead.
这边埋葬的 On this side,
是光荣牺牲的人 they're buried with honour
他们得以保留生前使他们免遭 and the anonymity that protected their life
复仇或报复的匿名权 from revenge or reprisals.
但是任何违反准则的人 But anyone who breaches their code
都会立刻被刺杀 剥夺匿名权 is immediately inhumed, loses that anonymity
墓碑刻上真名 and is buried with their real name
以及罪行的细节 with details of their offence.
所以很少有人敢违规 That's why so few dare.
那我们的小偷应该很容易找到 Our thief should be easy to find then.
是的 Yeah.
你们真的有关我的牢房吗 Do you even have a cell to put me in?
我们有个设备齐全的地下室 We have a very well-equipped basement.
他不去你的地下室 He's not going in your basement.
我们被一个活玩偶跟踪了 We're being followed by a living doll.
不 那只是个孩子 No, it's just a kid.
你还好吗 小家伙 你迷路了吗 You all right, little one? Are you lost?
我们有时候也言行欠妥 I mean we do some rock and roll shit.
别误会我的意思 Yeah? Don't get me wrong.
但不至于一脚踹小孩脸上吧 But kicking a kid in the face?
真可耻 兰金女士 Shame on you, Lady Ramkin.
你好 小家伙 Hello, little one.
兰金女士是对的 我们就该一脚踹她脸上 Lady Ramkin was right, we should have kicked her in the face.
这里 Here.
乔卡斯塔·维格斯 因盗窃和潜逃而被刺杀 宇历1910年
[疑似念错台词]
因死亡和潜逃而被刺杀 Inhumed for death and absconsion.
乔卡斯塔·维格斯 这是她的真名 Jocasta Wiggs, her real name.
没有死亡日期 他们还没抓到她 No death date. They never caught her.
她还活着 She's still alive.
如果她这么久都没被刺客杀死 If she survived the assassins all this time,
那她一定很危险 she'll be dangerous.
-你得... -她一定很老了 - You'll need... - She'll be old.
找到她 就能找到那把剑 We find her, we find the sword.
卡瑟 Carcer...
你打算什么时候告诉我 这都是为了谁 When are you gonna tell me who this is all for?
等所有人都死了 When everyone's dead.
那也包括我们吗
-逃税的罪名 -是的 - Taxes? - Taxes.
我们逮捕的第一个人 Our first arrest.
我们去那里不是为了干这个 We didn't go in there for this.
至少我们知道这是什么了 At least we know what this is now.
但卡瑟也知道这把剑的事了 But Carcer knows there's a sword too,
他会去找的 and he'll be looking for it.
或许剪嘴鸥能告诉我们更多 帮我们找到他 Maybe Skimmer can tell us more. Help us find him.
我很乐意审问他 I'm very happy to interrogate him.
-你是说谈一谈 -当然 也要谈一谈 - Interview, you mean? - Yes, of course. That too.
"我们在外面" "We're outside."
"你们也该出来 "You should come out too.
抱歉 刚刚没写清楚" "Sorry. Should have made that clear on the first."
"除非你们希望我们闯进去闹 "Unless you'd rather we did this in there.
想想会造成多大破坏吧" "Just thinking of the mess."
你们是警卫队 So you're The Watch.
抱歉 Sorry.
我们本来应该是卧底的 We were meant to be undercover.
你们到我们的地盘来干什么 What were you doing in our building?
税务检查 Tax inspection.
我们听说你们公会的一名成员 We'd gotten word that a member of your guild
伊尼戈·剪嘴鸥一直在非法工作 called Inigo Skimmer has been working off the books.
未申报收入是严重的... Undeclared income is a serious...
你们觉得他会申报 You think he'd declare the money
雇他杀老板的酬金吗 he was given to kill his own boss?
只有窃贼公会这么抠门 Only the Thieves' Guild would be so cheap
用已不流通的莫波克元付款 as to pay in a dead currency like Morporkian dollars.
自从我说那个小混球厄尔多是处男后 They've had a contract out on me ever since I accused that
他们就悬赏杀我 little prick Urdo of being a virgin.
厄尔多 窃贼公会的会长 Urdo, head of the Thieves' Guild?
而且他绝对是处男 And he absolutely is a virgin.
并且他也知道 一个公会的成员 Also, he knows that it is illegal
袭击另一个公会的成员是违法的 for one guild's members to attack another's.
这么说来 我该感谢你们 So in a way, I should thank you.
你们给了我充分的理由把他赶出议会 You've given me all I need to have him banished from the council.
然后就没人横在我们和维帝纳尼之间了 And then we'll have no one between us and Vetinari.
我刚说到哪了 Now, where was I?
对了 Oh, yes.
一个公会的成员袭击另一个公会的成员是违法的 It's illegal for one guild's member to attack another's?
我们是音乐家公会 快 拿许可证 We're in the Musicians' Guild. Come on, licences, quick.
你呢 And you?
你还是躲回橱柜里吧 Why don't you go back to hiding in that cupboard?
我们的公会规定我们能随时随地 Our guild rules state we can audition affiliate members
让成员试演 anytime, anywhere.
她没有乐器 She doesn't have an instrument.
♪ 他们如何站起来 ♪ ♪ How do they rise ♪
♪ 那些天使 ♪ ♪ All of those angels ♪
♪ 他们如何站起来 ♪ ♪ How do they rise ♪
♪ 他们抬起头 ♪ ♪ They lift their heads up ♪
♪ 他们站起来 ♪ ♪ They rise up ♪
看来比起警察 你们更适合当音乐家 Seems you're far better musicians than police officers.
后会有期 I'll see you soon...
警监 Captain.
记得我说的手指的事吗 Remember what I told you about the finger?
这根手指吗 This finger?
我听见你在睡梦中唱了这首歌 I heard you singing it in your sleep.
我喜欢 I liked it.
她喜欢 She liked it.
如果你让警卫队抓捕所有逃税的人 If you let The Watch arrest everyone who evades tax...
这座城市能比现在更好地保护自己 The city will be in a far better position to defend itself.
现在有条龙在逃 而抓住它 There is a dragon at large and keeping it at bay
需要很大开销 will be very expensive.
更别提在它肆虐后 Not to mention the cost
善后行动需要多少资金了 of the clean-up operations after its attack.
真神奇 Strange times.
已灭绝的生物重新掌控天空 One extinct species returning to stalk the sky...
我增加了赏金 你一定很满意 You'll be glad to hear I've raised the bounty.
已淘汰的警察突然觉醒 ...and another, suddenly waking up
担起以前毫不在意的责任 to responsibilities it's never taken seriously before.
我很期待你会对 I look forward to hearing what sanctions
窃贼公会采取什么处罚 you'll take against the Thieves' Guild
惩罚他们无法无天的犯罪 for their outrageous transgression.
告辞 大人 My Lord.
威姆斯 Vimes...
从现在起 as of this moment,
你要正式停止进一步调查 you will officially cease to pursue any further enquiries.
长官 Sir, um...
卡瑟会继续寻找那把剑 Carcer is going to keep looking for the sword
那条龙也会继续捕食 and that dragon's gonna keep on feeding.
毫无疑问 Undoubtedly.
但是如果被刺客公会 But if the Assassins' Guild were to learn
发现有控制龙的办法 there's a means of controlling it...
他们就会想占为己有 They'd want to keep it for themselves.
"正式"停止调查 "Officially" cease to pursue.
你这话的意思 Is this one of those situations where you want me to do
是不是想让我做与吩咐相反的事 the exact opposite of what you just told me to do?
我不知道 威姆斯 I don't know, Vimes.
你说呢 Is it?
你的手有什么毛病吗 威姆斯 Something wrong with your hand, Vimes?
没有 长官 完全没毛病 No, Sir. No. Nothing at all.